Donna
Hahl, Vice President
Lois
Timpanaro, Treasurer
Joe
Tito, Secretary
Ø See
Stan’s column about the coming club events.
Aphorisms from various running thinkers:
· ‘It
is no easy thing for a principle to become a man’s own unless each day he
maintains it and works it out in his life’ – Epictetus
· ‘To
deserve success is more important than to achieve it.’ – Lester B. Pearson
·
‘Success is the combination of failures, mistakes, false starts,
confusion and determination to keep going anyway’ – Nick Gleason
December-The Cheater
I am getting sick and tried
of finishing races in the second half of the pack. Increasing my training has
not helped. Not only do ladies pushing baby carriages beat me, all the goodies
are eaten by the better runners by time I finish. What to do? Why not get
someone to run in my place. Yes, I known that this is cheating, but I’m
desperate. If I ask Mike Gillen to run in my place, he will charge me 10
dollars a mile and most likely tell Stan our President about our evil deed.
Stan has been known to excommunicate cheaters from the running club. I could
ask Donna but she is too well known and lacks the speed I am after. I know! I
will have Rambo the Running Dog run in my place. There are a few minor issues
to over come for me to pull off his masterful exploit.
Rambo
will not allow me to shave him, but I think he can be passed off as an Italian
with a four ‘o’ clock shadow. My Valley Stream Running outfit is a little loose
on him; a few pins should keep his pants on as he runs to glory. The main problem as I see it is to have Rambo
run the full 5k course without getting lost or chasing cats. The answer lies in
training; I will jog him along the 5k course getting him accustomed to the
sights and smells of the neighborhood.
2
days before the race and a lot of running practice; I took Rambo to the race
course and set him off to the finish line. It did not go well because he ran
directly back to my SUV and refused to run without me.
If
food is the key to a man’s desires, therefore ‘Snausages’
will move a dog to do great things. The evening before the Christmas 5k race,
Carol (faithful wife) and I laid Snausages along the
course right up to the finish line. The day of the race, we pinned my number on
his Valley Stream Running Club tank top shirt and positioned him near the front
of the pack of runners.
The
horn sounded and Rambo shot into the lead ahead of Jose’ the man dressed in
green. It should be noted that Jose’ is in my age group and always dresses in
green and always wins races. Rambo ran, stopped to eat and then ran again. This
went on until he hit mile one where he had to answer nature’s call. Jose’ the
man in green passed him and then Rambo regained the lead a few pounds lighter,
minus my pants. At mile two he stopped to smell a tree and bark at a few of the
on lookers. Jose’ ran passed him and again Rambo was back in the lead. This
went on until mile 3 were Rambo discovered a squirrel had taken one of his Snausages and ran up a tree. The finish was 20 feet away,
Rambo was barking at the squirrel in the tree and Jose’ was getting close. I
grabbed a handful of Snausages and threw them over
the finish line nearly hitting Dave Kats the race director. Rambo saw my move
and raced to the finish beating Jose’ by a tail.
After
the race I was waiting for my name to be called. Finally I will get my medal
and a 2 by 2 black and white photo of me publish in the GLIRC newsletter. In my
head, I hear the great joy of accolades from all my faithful fans - ‘Joe is a
Great Runner’, ‘J.T. has defeated Jose’ and ‘Can I train with you?’ Ah, Life is Good!
But,
my name was not called, Jose’ came in first. Guess what, I forgot to attach the
race chip on to Rambo’s paw – his time was never officially recorded! O well,
maybe next year!
The month of December
invites the feeling of gift giving; perhaps the greatest gift is that of given
love. From the home of the Tito’s we wish you all a great holiday.
Joe Tito

Tip of the Month
Give dogs their territory. Cross to the other side of the road and
pick up some object you can brandish at them. Never try to outrun a dog. Face
the dog and keep talking until it appears to be safe to go on.
What’s happening by Stan
Club Race: Ho Ho Ho
Run Saturday December 16 at
https://secure.marathonguide.com/register/GLIRC/holidayrun.cfm A
printable application is at http://www.aquafitmasters.com/Events/121606HoHoHo5Krun.pdf .
This race is always fun and there are plane tickets as a raffle prize.
December Meeting, Club Elections, and Breakfast Sunday December 17
at
New Year's Eve
The
I
will be in a group leaving from the Valley Stream LIRR station and meeting in
the building at the train level. We will walk up from Penn station and return
the same way. If it is more convenient for you please join us at Penn Station.
No reservations are required but let me know if you will meet us at Penn
Station. I’ll get back to you with the time closer to the date as the train
schedule may change between now and then.
Note:
This trip is only loosely organized and nobody will look for you if you go off
on your own.
Best wishes to all
for a happy and safe holiday season and the best of health to all who are sick
or injured.
Stan
The Balloon Handlers by Joe Tito – ‘PIKACHU PIKACHU’
was our cry as Carol and I held on to the big balloon during a rainy and cold
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. There are many similarities between running the
NYC Marathon and participating in this parade. At

Pikachu is bright yellow and
is one of over 380 Pokemon characters. It appears
chasing a Poke Ball. Our Pikachu stands about 60 feet
high, 35 feet wide, and 38 feet long. It will be filled with 15,000
cubic feet of helium, according to a statement released by Macy's.
Donna’s Duathlon at SUNY - Old Westbury.
It consisted of a 2mile run (very hilly); a 12 mile bike (extremely hilly) and
another 2 mile run. It was quite a challenging event. I finished in
·
Wednesday evenings. Group Runs / Walk at the
·
For Hill Work in
·
For Long Runs we will meet on Saturday mornings, time of
Race Results
· Joe
Cataldo -
· Fly
with the Owls
Austin Fabel 41:11, Dave Fabel
41:15, Jon Falk 27:21,
Denis Brazil 28:03, Tom Moore 32:22, Carol Drucker
37:27
Eddie Pettinato 38:26, Liz
Farrell 39:01
Donna Hahl 41:25, Stan Friedlander 43:11
Ellen Moore 52:43
Sat. Dec Snowball 5M
Sat. Dec 16 Ho Ho Ho Run 5k